(Funny story 1)

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(Funny story 1)(This is not a sex story)Story: ”Me and my two brothers as a substitute teacher”(Soft peaceful music)David(Me): Why are we up so early?Austin: This is ruining my workout time father.Zack: Shut up Austin, no one cares about how healthy you are.Austin: I can change the world one salad at a time.David(Me): Oh my God, Why are we here?Fredrick(Dad): I think you three should give back to the youth.(Rhythmic ticking)Austin: Why?Zack: What is the youth ever given to us?David(Me): I don’t know a youth…Fredrick(Dad): You have many things you can teach the younger generation.Zack: That sounds like so much work.Austin: Yeah, I’m gonna pass.Fredrick(Dad): I’ve already told the school you’ll do it, they have a class set up and everything.Zack: This is why you’re going to hell.Fredrick(Dad): Don’t you want to do something that will make your heart sing?Austin: No.David(Me): My heart doesn’t sing. It makes money…Fredrick(Dad): giresun escort Not everything is about money.Zack: Now you’re just speaking gerbil.David(Me): Kim should teach English…Fredrick(Dad): I know you guys are worried but trust me, you won’t regret this.Three brothers: Yes we will.[At College][Zack’s perspective](Plays gentle music)Zack: Even though I think this is a stupid idea, I feel like I might actually be able to make a difference.College student: Um, Mister Wood.(Music stopped)Zack: Ew, I hate it already.[Austin’s perspective]Austin: Okay, so my class is about to come in. The key is to be aggressive. college students needs discipline. Health, let’s talk about it. Let’s break it down. Health is-(College student snoring)Austin: Hey! Are you sleeping? Don’t sleep in my fucking class. What is your name?College student: Kevany.Austin: Kevany? That’s a stupid name. Your escort giresun parents hate you. Wake up. Now, health isn’t something you have. It’s something you do.College student: How?Austin: I’m sorry, did you raise your hand before you spoke?College student: No, I-Austin: Detention.College student: For what?Austin: For being a stupid bitch.[David’s perspective](College student knock at the door)David(Me): … I locked the door.[Zack’s perspective]Zack: History is like, so important, why? because it’s a story and I know a lot about stories.Student: Can you tell us about Europe?Zack: Yup, it rhymes with syrup. Next!Student: Can you tell us about European history?Zack: I can do even better guys. I would like for you to meet my husband Casper.(Door opens)(College student gasp)Zack: What? James, what are you doing here?James(Casper’s Ex): Oh, Casper couldn’t make it so the school called giresun escort bayan me instead.Zack: But-James(Casper’s Ex): Hey class, let’s talk about why his husband worships me.(Zack attacked James)Zack: AH! YOU ARE DEAD!!Austin: Okay, quiet down, settle down. (College student tossed at Austin)Austin: Who tossed that!??[David’s perspective](College student knock at the door)Student: Let us in! The class has started.David(Me): I’ll teach you a lesson. What comes after go?Student: I don’t know?David(Me): Away, do it! ._.[Zack’s perspective](Upbeat techno music)James(Casper’s Ex): ”Roundhouse kick”Zack: Ah!Zack: WatermelonAustin: Ah, uh what? Eh.(Student throws book at Austin)Austin: OH MY GAWD!(Fire crackling)David(Me): Oops- ._.(David went to the window and land on the ground safely)(Explosion)[Zack’s perspective](Upbeat techno music)James(Casper’s Ex): (Dynamite kick) Uh-huh!Zack: Ah, ah, ah-(College students clapping)[At home]Fredrick(Dad): :0 What happened!?Austin: I don’t wanna talk about it >:(Zack: James is canceled >:(David(Me): I’m being sued ._.(The end)

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