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Job Posting for a New Lover (Satire)JOB APPLICATION FOR MISTRESS EMMA’S LOVERSJOB DESCRIPTION:Mistress Emma is a 49yo , SWF, 5’9″, 240lb, 42DD, BBW, uninhibited, sexually adventurous, dominant female who lives in the Portland, Oregon area.  By day she is a senior project manager for a large company, with a Master’s Degree who has travelled to 4 continents and over two dozen countries.  She doesn’t do d**gs, drink excessively, gamble or have financial problems.  To the outside world, she is a very responsible, respectable and productive member of society.  Her one vice is that she has a VERY, VERY dirty mind and loves sex.  Mistress Emma is a confident, skilled and generous lover who enjoys giving and receiving pleasure.  As a result, she is seeking two part time lovers who meet the below qualifications for regular sexual rendezvous.  Mistress Emma is not a promiscuous woman.  However, it takes 2 men to satisfy her huge sexual appetite.  She is looking for regular friends with benefits with two like-minded adventurous lovers.There are two positions open at this time.  The first position is for Mistress Emma’s primary lover.  The candidate will have the primary responsibility of providing Mistress Emma with pleasure on a regular basis.  He will be well versed in the art of love-making including but not limited to pussy/ass licking, anal sex, finger-fucking, traditional sex and erotic massage.  He will be responsible for providing sexual trabzon escort pleasure on request at least once a week in a variety of locations including her home, his work, parks, public bathrooms, hotels and her car.  In addition, he will provide playful and naughty banter via phone, text or email throughout the week.  The ideal candidate will be able to aptly switch between dominant and submissive roles as Mistress Emma’s will demands.  He will be comfortable and confident participating in a bi-sexual MMF threesome should the opportunity present itself.  The second position is as Mistress Emma’s submissive lover.  The requirements for this position are the same as her primary lover, except he will not be expected to play a dominant role in love making.  In addition to the primary lover’s responsibilities, the sub will be the recipient of Mistress Emma’s FemDom desires including, but not limited to, being fucked by strap-ons, dildos, face dildos, eating cream pies, giving her primary lover and herself oral sex, receiving anal sex from her primary lover and actively participating in MMF threesomes.  He will be submissive and obedient to both her and her primary lover.All qualified applicants interested in applying should fill out the below Sexual Preferences Questionnaire by bolding Turn-Ons and underlining Turn-Offs and filling in your personal details.  Please send Mistress Emma a chat when you are ready for her to escort trabzon review your qualifications.  If you pass the initial screening, then Mistress Emma will begin chatting with you via xHamster private chat and then will set up a Web Cam interview if she feels you are a good match.  If you pass these screenings, then she will meet with you in person at a public place for you to demonstrate your pussy licking skills in either her car or a public bathroom.  If you pass the interview, you will be given her cell phone # and email so she can contact you to schedule regular mutually satisfying sexual encounters.JOB RESPONSIBILITIES:Regular pussy/ass lickingErotic MassagesFacesittingFinger fuckingVaginal SexAnal SexStrap-On SexSex Toy playPublic SexThreesomesREQUIRED JOB QUALIFICATIONS:Disease freeNon-smokerPrefers to give pleasure rather than take itRespectful towards womenNo substance abuse problems25 – 55 years oldMust prefer BBWs (large women)Prefers women in their late 40sSkilled LoverMust love eating pussyNo erectile dis-function issuesCan meet regularly for sex on weekendsDirty mindBe able to travel within OregonPenis >= 6″PREFERRED JOB QUALIFICATIONS:Athletic bodyLoves giving rim jobsGreat kisserEnjoys texting/talking on phoneAble to switch between Dom & Submissive rolesEnjoys giving erotic massagesWilling to have MMF threesomesSingleMY BOUNDARIES:No c***dren, a****ls, blood, feces, vomit, v******e, disrespect, diseases, trabzon escort bayan smoking, receiving pain, choking, hitting, giving rim jobs, fisting, facials, BJs before I’ve climaxed, pictures/video taking, condoms required.APPLICANT’S DETAILS:First Name:Home Town:Cock Length:Circumcised:  Y/NLast STD Test Date: Height:WeightEthnicity:Age:Special Sexual Skills:Employment Status:Marital Status:Vices:SEXUAL PREFERENCES CHECKLIST: (Bold favorites, underline boundaries)General Sex:Giving Oral Sex to Men’s GenitalsGiving Oral Sex to Women’s GenitalsReceiving Oral Sex on GenitalsGiving FacialsReceiving FacialsGiving Rim JobsReceiving Rim JobsPerforming Anal Sex on a ManPerforming Anal Sex on a WomanPerforming Anal Sex on a Transsexual/She-maleReceiving Anal SexVaginal SexFucking Others with Strap-onsBeing Fucked by Strap-onsFucking Others with Dildos/ObjectsBeing fucked by Dildos/ObjectsWatching Someone MasturbateMasturbating for OthersWatching Others Have SexBeing Watched During SexHaving Sex with Someone Much YoungerHaving Sex with Someone Much OlderGiving Erotic MassageReceiving Erotic MassageBDSM:Administering PainReceiving PainGiving CBTReceiving CBTSpanking OthersBeing SpankedMaking Others Wear RestraintsWearing RestraintsHumiliating OthersBeing HumiliatedUsing Others for SexBeing Used for SexUrinating on OthersBeing Urinated OnSounding OthersBeing SoundedGiving JOIReceiving JOIUsing a CuckoldBeing a CuckoldUsing a SlaveBeing a SlaveSmothering OthersBeing SmotheredFace SittingReceiving Face SittingFisting OthersBeing FistedAlternate Sex:Sex with family Membersu******e SexSex with a****lsFurry/Pet PlayDrawing blood/puncturingFeces/VomitExtreme PainGang BangsOther

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